Is anyone else completely terrified by the concept that you could, someday, meet someone who actually genuinely wants to spend the rest of their life in love with you?
perks of having a boyfriend
- u can steal their clothes
- they have 2 give u their fries
- they look cute when they sleep
- if ur sick they still have 2 kiss u and then u can get them sick hell yeah
- free food
- hand on my butt
“I realized you probably weren’t going to come back.”
And it killed me. (via nowlifegoeson)
Tonight I learned that being vulnerable, open, and honest isn’t something you should give to anyone. Maybe I’m wrong. Maybe my situation is different from the next. But I won’t open my mouth anymore. I will think twice and then thrice before telling what’s truly on my mind.
so i was trying to find a picture of a bird that is big so i searched “big bird” but forgot he was a character
so i went back and typed in “a large bird” and HE IS STILL HERE LOOKIN SAD LIKE I DIDN’T WANT HIM
boys like ’ you only play games to get boys to like you!!!! youre not a real fan’
ah yes when i was five years old and i started playing on a n64 all i could think of was ‘im going to get so much dick for this’